Two Million Mexicans Missing - Where Oh Where Could They Be?

Mexico recently completed a census & the population is now 103 million. However, the population is a projected 2 million short. Investigators are still trying to determine why.

Well, let's see. Perhaps someone is very bad at adding. Maybe their computers have a virus. Maybe they were all at the movies when the counting started. Or just maybe...just maybe they happen to be in the United States - illegally, along with the other 18 million illegals. Ya think? This would be funny, if it wasn't so pathetic.

Duh Duh Dallas School Board

Update: Joe May, who is mentioned in the below post, has reportedly recently died of a heart attack. Rest in peace. And may he pass through the Pearly Gates legally.

Joe May, a member of the Dallas school board has proposed that college-educated illegal aliens be hired who qualify under an emergency teaching certification program to help ease the shortage of bi-lingual teachers in the disrict. The school board is set to at least discuss the proposal.

Nice. This is the same district which required that all its school principals learn Spanish in 3 years or be fired.

There are just a few things screwy with May's proposal - the first being that it is a violation of Federal law to knowingly hire illegal aliens. Unless, of course, the Dallas school board decides to vote for violation of the law. Good luck with that one, Joe. Secondly, try hiring some of those college-educated people that are born in this country - you know - Americans. There are still some left in this country, Joe. Thirdly, if the government would actually do something about the invasion horde at our borders, you wouldn't need so many bi-lingual teachers. And finally, taxpayers are getting tired of paying for people who don't belong in this country in the first place. They should at least have the decency to learn English before they hop the border.

Amazing - a board member advocating violation of the law. That's Dallas for ya'll.